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DIRECTIONS Sullivans has proven to be a mecca for lost tourists longing to find their intended destination. Please bear in mind that most of our staff have grown up in this area, so they do not have a clue where anything is around here. All directions are given starting from the Sullivans parking lot. Feel free to enjoy a hot dog or cone before continuing on your journey.
Niagara Falls (Including Niagara Falls State Park, Seneca-Niagara Casino, the Rainbow Bridge to Canada, and the falls themselves) | Take on-ramp directly across from parking lot | Go down two (2) exits, follow signs for Robert Moses Parkway (stay in far right lane) | | Follow Robert Moses Parkway all the way to the end, it will lead you right to the state park and the falls. |
Or if you prefer, you can take the 'scenic' route instead. Sullivan's is not responsible for the quality of the scenery, and recommends you do not stop your car at certain locations along the way (you'll know where). | Turn left out of parking lot | | Go straight at stop sign (Buffalo Avenue) | | After the stop sign, use your cell phone to call your mechanic to schedule an appointment for when you return home (you'll understand why in a few minutes). | | Keep going straight for about 15 minutes (if you begin to feel lost, you are going the right way) | | Buffalo Avenue ends near the falls, casino, etc. Follow the tourists from there. |
Factory Outlet Mall | Turn right out of parking lot | | Bear left at the fork in the road (follow Rt 265 North) | | Mall is on left, about 2 miles |
If they are in a bad mood - or just really bored - you may receive the following directions instead. Both get you where you want to go, one is just more creative than the other. Take on-ramp directly across from parking lot | Go down two (2) exits, take I-190 North | Admire the mall on your right as you pass by | Get off at the second exit, Porter Road | Turn right off the ramp | Turn right onto Military Road | | Do NOT stop at Page's. Super Dog can beat a Whistlin' Pig any day. | Mall is on right, about 1 mile |
Gas Station | Turn right out of parking lot | | Bear left at the fork in the road (follow Rt 265 North) | | Gas station will be on your right, about 1 mile | | You'll also find a bank with a 24-hour ATM, and an Office Max for all your office supply needs (please ignore the McDonalds across the street) |
Justin Tyme Cafe On The River (aka "The old Sullivan's building") | While still in Sullivan's parking lot, pull into any vacant parking spot | | Turn off car | | Order the popular Meal Deal #3 and a double dip Cookie Dough ice cream on a waffle cone | | Enjoy your meal | | You'll thank us later |
LaSalle Little League Fields | Park in Sullivan's parking lot | | Take a seat at the white picnic tables along the front of the building | | Wait until Wednesday night, about 8:30. | | Ask any of the 37,438 Little League players swarming around how to get to where they were just playing. |
ATM Machine | See above "Gas Station" | | Place your order before going to get your cash. We'll start cooking it so you won't have to wait! Requires only two forms of picture ID, the original birth certificate of your first born, and three lug nuts from your front left tire. | | Receive all security deposit items back when you return to claim your food (we reserve the right to keep your first born if she proves capable of scooping ice cream cones). |
Walmart | Take on-ramp directly across from parking lot | | Go two (2) exits, take I-190 North | | Get off at second exit, Porter Road | | Go straight from the exit ramp (light #1) | | Turn left at next intersection (light #2) | | Drive pass Wendy's. If you were hungry, you should have eaten at Sullivans while asking for directions. | | Walmart is on the left, on the other side of the overpass | | *Alternate option - at 1st light, turn right and instead find K-Mart at the next intersection.* |
Dee Dee's Dairy | Why? | | (You'll just be back in ten minutes, once you see how Sullivans has the best prices in Niagara Falls!) |
"We sell hot dogs for $2, and give directions for free. If that were reversed, we would all be millionaires by now." -anonymous |
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